Chapter 9 – Dessert Scuff your boots on the back porch to get most of the dirt off and come into the house. Wipe both hands on your coveralls, making sure to remove most of the grease. Pull out the jar of peanut butter and a bag of chocolate chips. Check to make sure the [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Humor’
The Real Butch’s Cookbook
Posted in Other Stuff, tagged Butch, Cooking, Humor, Kyle on July 19, 2010 | 6 Comments »
If You Give a Sub a Pillow…
Posted in Other Stuff, tagged Humor on May 28, 2010 | 12 Comments »
(With thanks to both Kyle, who gave me the idea in yesterday’s post, and with apologies to Laura Numeroff) If you give a sub a pillow, she’ll just want to lie down. And after she’s been lying down for awhile, she’ll realize the ground is too hard and want to go downstairs to the bed. [...]
This Modern World
Posted in Other Stuff, tagged Bleeding Heart Liberal, Humor, Kyle on March 19, 2010 | 3 Comments »
If it hasn’t become abundantly clear already, I am a hopelessly idealistic, bleeding-heart liberal. I adore NPR, and Salon.com, BBC World News, the Funny Times and a wonderfully sarcastic cartoon called This Modern World. Tom Tomorrow, the creator of This Modern World, is a brilliant commentator on politics and the political world. His ability to [...]
Newsflash – Roxy to Give Up Sex!
Posted in Humor, Kissing girls, tagged Humor, Kissing girls on April 1, 2009 | 4 Comments »
A Nation Mourns – Roxy to Give up Sex and Pornography Dateline: Texas In a stunning reversal, Roxy Lovebites, erstwhile Bay Area resident and so-called sex blogger, has announced immediate plans to move to Texas and devote herself completely to chastity, humility and modesty. As she spoke to the crowd assembled at her new compound [...]
New Policy
Posted in Grief, Humor, tagged Grief, Humor on March 31, 2009 | 2 Comments »
To: All family and friends of Roxy, Inc, and its holdings Re: New Termination Policy As you are all aware, 2008 was a difficult year for Roxy, Inc, because of the many painful losses that we experienced. Although we had high hopes for 2009, the numbers suggest that this year is trending in the same [...]
Breaking News
Posted in Kissing girls, Kyle, tagged Humor, Kissing girls, Kyle on January 30, 2009 | 7 Comments »
90% of POPULATION MOURNS AS ROXY DECLARES, “I’M GAY!” Dateline: Washington February 2, 2009 Witnesses are calling it a tragedy of epic proportions as the masses gathered in silent vigil outside the home of Kyle Jones, international playbutch and heartbreaker, hoping for some sign from within that roxy, of Uncommon Curiosity fame, had changed her [...]
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